Chairman's Corner - Josef A. Von Undermeijer-Blaubach

Welcome to VAAII's corporate Intranet! I would like to personally extend my warmest greetings to you, the Internet browser!

Technology has taken many exciting turns over the last century- electricity, mechanized warfare, microchip controlled, multiple, inter continental ballistic warheads, designer plagues, and most profound and unexpected of them all - the A.O.L. I'm happy to be able to use this forum to speak to the public directly! My staff has written a series of briefing memos regarding the A.O.L., and specifically the W-W-W. I'm very pleased to see that information has become so readily accessible! I often look at the W-W-W after my mid-day nap and have marveled at the quantity of available materials. I'm grateful that I have the opportunity to talk to so many potential customers. I invite you to look over all that we have to offer in terms of mass destruction, and lately, women's hair care products. I have an open door policy regarding this A.O.L. Please fee free to electronically send me mail. I have promised my staff, and you, the customer, that I will read every message that comes across my mahogany desk, provided it is printed in a sufficiently large typeface.


Thank you.

Josef A. Von Undermeijer-Blaubach

Chairman and C.E.O, Vexer Amalgamated Affiliated Industries, Inc.

Send the Chairman Email: javonundermeijer-blaubach@vexer.com


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