VAAII is the world's leader in lethal, state of the art military defense systems. Show everyone you're the leader when it comes to style and taste. Each item is adorned with our logo and unlike most of our products, these aren't deadly! Our slightly overpriced items are made using the finest quality petro-chemicals and crafted with care by foreign political prisoners, often making less than 20 cents per day! We pass the savings directly to our stock holders!

vexer java mug	quantity	$12.95
	Vexer Java mug. Super low gloss finish will enhance your stealth.
vexer keychain	quantity	$3.95
	Keep your important keys in one place! If we only had a nickel for every time we've seen a mission get delayed because somebody lost the keys to the missile launcher. Makes a great gift!
vexer pens	quantity	$1.95
	Just pens. Ordinary pens. Available in red, white, and blue - naturally! *Only available in blue.