One of our classic products, the PD-100, is back by popular demand. Redesigned and now featuring numerous ergonomic improvements, the PD-100 (Plague in a Drum) offers perpetrators unparalleled ease of operation at an attractive price point. Even the smallest of terrorist organizations can now own our entry level biological delivery system.

*Red skirt, thigh highs, umbrella, and biological payload are not included. PD-100 may require the sacrifice of the operator.

The GH-767 is our brand new Armored Urban Passification Vehicle. Powered by twin turbine engines and armored with a 1" thick depleted Uranium shell, this unit is designed to meet all your occupation needs. A wide variety of optional enemy nullification packages are available. The GH-767 excels where other vehicles fail. At home in rough terrain as well as rubble strewn cityscapes, the GH-767 is capable of leaping over 50 feet!

Check out these action photos of the GH-767.


VRM-114, the world's premier EMF pulse generator, is the weapon of choice for disabling your adversary's electronic defenses. Featuring our proprietary WYSIWYK (What You See Is What You Kill) technology, the VRM-114 can easily be operated by anyone with a high school diploma.


As a result of the various manufacturing processes in use at VAAII, we have enormous quantities of petro-chemicals to dispose of. In the Good Old Days we would just dump them behind the plant or in the nearest watershed. Our conscience, together with multi million dollar fines, has forced us to find a use for these by-products of industry. VAAII has found that many of these chemicals make excellent, affordable hair care products. Ask your licensed hair stylist about us today!